As heard on The Good Stuff with Jim Thompson

 It starts out with a look of wonder written on my face

Followed by a fear of something being out of place

But searching as I look around for something I can’t find

And I wonder just what it was that ever crossed my mind.

 Senior moments, brain farts

Yes, staring into space for me is usually how it starts

Well, I was standing in the kitchen, I had opened up the fridge

And I stood there for the longest moment wondering why I did

I couldn’t think of one good reason so I finally shut the door

And I wondered what I put in there…Did I want some more?

 Senior moments, brain farts

I try hard to remember, but the process never starts

Yeah it could have been some ice cream or those blueberry  tarts

Senior moments, brain farts

Well it happened at a Big Box store  I can’t remember where or when

But I stood there like a zombie wondering why I just walked in

The greeter said “Hello sir, what would you like to see?”

But I had a senior moment and they tried to hire me!

Senior moments, brain farts

I try hard to remember, but the process never starts

I guess I looked bewildered standing there among the carts

Senior moments brain farts

So I told my Doctor that my short memory cells were on the  blink

And I asked him “Could he fix it?” he said  “Maybe, let me think.”

Then he asked me how long I’d had this problem  Was it old or new?

I looked at him and said, “What problem?” and  “Who are you?”

Senior moments, brain farts

I try hard to remember but the process never starts

I get ‘em by the dozen, Doc, sometimes they’re off the charts

Senior moments, brain farts

So I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something new

And try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. problem too

But I got my Rogaine pills and my Viagra mixed up back at home

I had hair growing in real thick but Lord, it was way too stiff to comb.

 Senior moments, brain farts

I try hard to remember but the process never starts

Yeah mixing up those medicines ain’t really very smart,

Senior moments, brain farts