What do you get when you cross…

As heard on the Good Stuff with Jim Thompson

 

A pig with a cactus? A porcupine.

A cat with a lemon? A sourpuss.

 

A banana with a red silk dress? A pink slip.

A chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck.

A duck with a steamroller? A flat duck.

An Eskimo with a pig? A polar boar.

A spider with a rabbit? A hare net.

 

A ham with a karate expert? Pork chops.

An owl with a goat? A hootenanny.

An Indian with a cow? Geronimoo.

A tiger with a needle? Pin stripes.

 

A dove with a high chair? A stool pigeon.

A tree with a baseball player? Babe Root.

A parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.

A rabbit with a kilt? Hopscotch.

A Dog with a daisy? A collie-flower.

 

A hummingbird with a doorbell? A humdinger.

 

The Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway.

A movie with a swimming pool? A dive-in-theater.

 

A dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

A vulture with a small grass house? A scavenger hut.

An evangelist with a hockey puck? A puck that saves itself.

A pit bull with a collie? A dog that bites your leg off then runs for help.

 

A gorilla and a sheep? A very nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long.