List for the day – Tens Signs Indicating That You May Not Be Reading Your Bible Enough

As heard on the Good Stuff with Jim Thompson

10. The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians…and you check the table of contents.

9. You think Abraham, Isaac and Jacob may have a few hit songs during the 60s.

8. You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.

7. Your favorite Old Testament patriarch is Hercules.

6. A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in Psalms.

5. You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn’t listed in either the concordance or the table of contents.

4. Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: “Who gave you this stuff?”

3. You think the minor prophets worked in the quarries.

2. You keep falling for it every time when your pastor tells you to turns to the First Condominiums.

1. The kids keep asking too many questions about you usual bedtime: “Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors.”