(according to the Minnesota translation of the Old Testament)

As heard on the Good Stuff with Jim Thompson 

 

1. Der's only one God, ya know.

 

 

2. Don't make that Stuffed Walleye on your mantle an idol.

 

 

3. Cussin ain't nice.

 

 

4. Go to church even when you're up nort.

 

 

5. Honor your folks.

 

 

6. Don't kill. Catch and release.

 

 

7. There's only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.

 

 

8. If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.

 

 

9. Don't be braggin bout how much snow ya shoveled.

 

 

10. Keep your mind off your neighbor's hot-dish.