As heard on the Good Stuff with Jim Thompson

(Lovers of Word Play)

         *To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

         *When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

         *A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

         *When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

         *The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

         *The batteries were given out free of charge.

         *A dentist and a manicurist got married.  They fought tooth and nail. 

         *A Will is a dead giveaway.

         *If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.

         *With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

         *Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show youA-flat miner. 

         *You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it. 

         *Local Area Network in Australia:  The LAN down under. 

         *A boiled egg is hard to beat.

         *When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall. 

         *Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.