This is from Bob who recently started sending me some pretty good stuff...thought you'd enjoy this one:


I, _________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: a Margarita ____ a Pendleton and Coke _______ a Glass of Wine ______ a t- bone Steak ______ Chicken Fried steak ______ The remote control ______a Bowl of rocky road ice cream ______ The sports page______ or anything Chocolate______, it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day.

At this point, it is time to call the Company Cowboy Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature: ________________________________ Date: ___________________

NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub.

The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place, PLEASE pass it on!