As heard on the Good Stuff ith Jim Thompson

A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

    +Tourist:                                                          $5.00

    +Broiled  Missionary:                                      $10.00

    +Fried  Explorer:                                            $15.00

  +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:        $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap it takes all morning."