Speeding From Janice in Upton

As heard on the Good stuff with Jim Thompson


Supposed story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer : (though this has been around the internet for some time citing many sources…doesn’t take away the joy of the punch line however!
 
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding
on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS .  I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
 
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards, I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a  conceal carry permit . I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.  

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms.  She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console.  Now I had to ask one more time if that was all.  She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse.  I then asked her what was she so afraid of?
 
She looked me right in the eye and said,  "Not a damn thing!"