On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manageraddressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for allmales , and the male dormitory to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the firsttime."
He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rulethe second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you afine of $80.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:
"Howmuch for a season pass?"
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