I was eating breakfast with my 10 year-old granddaughter and I asked her,
"What day is tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said,
“Its Presidents Day!”
She’s smart, so I asked her
“What does Presidents Day mean?”
I was waiting for something about O’Bama, Bush or Clinton, etc.  She replied,
"Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, sees his shadow, and we have another year of Bullshit.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!