A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit
on his vacation.

He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me."

He is well groomed and very well behaved.

"Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating
this hotel for many years."

"In all that time I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware
or pictures off the walls."

"I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk
and disorderly."

"I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill."

"Yes indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And if your dog will vouch for
you, you're welcome to stay here, too."