Baker's Law of Economics: You never want the one you can afford.
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Ballance's Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side of
the bathroom door you're on.
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Banana Principle: If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there
won't be any left by the time they are ripe. If you buy them ripe, they rot
before they are eaten.
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Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people
into two types, and those who don't.
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Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a
nail.
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Basic Baggage Principle: Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will
come in on another one.
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Basic Law of Befuddlement and Football: The best defense is a good offense.
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Basic Law of Exams: The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure
you are as to which answer they want.
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Beach's Law: No two identical parts are alike.
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Beck's Political Law - A good slogan beats a good solution.
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Bedfellow's Rule: The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting with a desirable
and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is
already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking
and richer male friend.
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Bell's Theorem: When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Berkowitz's Postulate: A clean desk gives a sense of relief and a plan for
impending disaster.
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Berman's Corollary to Roberts's Axiom: One man's error is another man's
data.
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Berra's First Law: You can observe a lot just by watching.
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Berra's Second Law: Anyone who is popular is bound to be despised.
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Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a week after
you've made your purchase. 
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable". 2. The one
you almost bought will be rated "best buy."
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Biondi's Law: If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't
think was important.
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Bitton's Postulate on State-of-the-Art Electronics: If you understand it,
it's obsolete.
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Blair's Observation: The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about
equal.
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Bocklage's Law: He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
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Bogovich's Law: He who hesitates is probably right.
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Boling's Postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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Borkowski's Law: You can't guard against the arbitrary.
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Bowersox's Law of the Workshop: If you have only one nail, it will bend.
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Boyle's Laws - 1) The first pull on the cord will always send the drapes the
wrong way. 2) Anything sore will be bumped more often.
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Bralek's Rule for Success: Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you
when things go wrong.
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Britt's Green Thumb Postulate: The life expectancy of a house plant varies
inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
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Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises, the tool or
object closest to you becomes a hammer.
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Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the task, you will
inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil.
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Brooke's Law: Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool
discovers something that either abolishes the system or expands it beyond
recognition.
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Brook's Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
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Brook's Laws of Retailing: Security isn't. Management can't. Sales
promotions don't. Customer assistance doesn't. Worker's won't.
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Bucy's Law: Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
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Bumper-To-Bumper Belief: Traffic congestion increases in proportion to the
length of time the street is supervised by a traffic control officer.
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Bureaucracy Principle: Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
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Burr's Law: You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the
people some of the time, and that's sufficient.


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