In a press release today, the National Institute Of
Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair
of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the
following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook* reluctance to perform
housework* reluctance to wear anything but boots* reluctance to work except in
support of a horse* physical craving for contact with horses(may be an addiction)
beware! *It's thought to believe the this substance may affect male humans as well*
If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to
talk about horses for hours on end. This was a public service announcement...Surgeon
General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair one's ability to
use common sense.