Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
Country   in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.   

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third
language. 

Baby conceived naturally!  Scientists stumped.   

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.   

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.   

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other
country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! 

  Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.   

Average weight of   Americans drops to 250 lbs. 

85-year and $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight
loss.   

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in
Mexifornia and Floruba.     

Massachusetts   executes last remaining conservative.   

Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.


New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060. 

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.   

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.   

I Love This Country!     It's The Government That Scares Me