Ever since I was a
child, I've always had a fear that someone was hiding
under my bed at night, so I finally went to a shrink and
told him "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed
I think there's somebody under my bed!! I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy." "Just put
yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be
able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?", I
asked. "Eighty dollars
per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said. Six months later the
doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come
to see me about those fears you were having?", he
asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a
year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was
so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought
me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude the shrink
said, "And how, may I ask, did a Bartender cure
you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the
bed........Ain't nobody under there
now."
FORGET THE SHRINKS..... HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A
BARTENDER! IT'S ALWAYS BETTER
TO GET A SECOND  OPINION.