Womens Tee-Shirt Slogans

As heard on the Good Stuff with Jim Thompson

  1. 1.Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
  2. 2.I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  3. 3.Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  4. 4.I hate everybody, and you're next.
  5. 5.Please don't make me kill you.
  6. 6.And your point is...
  7. 7.I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
  8. 8.I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
  9. 9.Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  10. 10.Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
  11. 11.Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  12. 12.I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
  13. 13.Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
  14. 14.You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  15. 15.All stressed out and no one to choke.
  16. 16.I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  17. 17.How can I miss you if you won't go away?
  18. 18.Sorry if I look interested. I'm not.
  19. 19.If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
  20. 20.Don't make me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.