Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come
home...

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't
remember.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know
exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine
special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air
conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a
matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor
mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD
with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six
cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy
wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect
wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.. . . .

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.