A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his
mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got out of his car he noticed
a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. 

He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for
my mother. But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two

The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose." He
bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's flowers. 
As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home. She said, "Yes,
please! You can take me to my mother." 
She directed him to a cemetery, where she placed the rose on a freshly dug
The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire order, picked up a
bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his mother's house. 

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:-) In Recovery

A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

The man replies, "I'm alright, but I didn't like the FOUR-LETTER-WORD the
doctor used in surgery."

The nurse asked, "What did he say"?