QUOTE" FOR THE DAY - "By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get
to be a boss and work twelve hours a day." - Robert Frost

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WORTHLESS STUFF OF THE DAY - "I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde
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:-) Banking in New York 

A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for
three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The
man says "I've got a Rolls Royce, keep it until the loan is paid off, here's
the keys." 

The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground
parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000. 

Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan,
plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan
officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls
Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?" 

The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else
could I store a Rolls Royce for that long f or ten dollars?"