Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut
vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

 He vent to da emergency room in da Clinik; and vhen
he got dar, da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said,
"Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

 Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

 "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da
finkers?" he said. "Lord!  It's 2015, and Ive's got
 microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
 I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new!
 Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

 Ole says........

 "How vas I suppose to pick dem up