LOT'S  WIFE

         The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted,

"My Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced
triumphantly, "And she turned into a telephone  pole!"
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DID  NOAH FISH?
A Sunday  school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of
fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
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HIGHER  POWER
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We  have been learning how
powerful kings and queens  were in Bible times.

But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child  blurted out,   "Aces!"
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MOSES  AND THE RED SEA

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
School.

"Well,  Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a
rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all
the people walked across safely. Then he radioed

headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and
all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his Mother  asked.
"Well, no, Mom, but, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe  it!"   

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THE  LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday  School teacher decided to have her young class  memorize one of
the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23.

She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter.

Little Rick was excited about the task - but he just couldn't remember the
Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line.

On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the
congregation, Ricky was so nervous.  When it was his turn,

he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my  Shepherd,
and that's all I need to  know."

BEING  THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious  six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your
prayers for you each night

That's very commendable.  What does she say?"
The  little boy replied, "Thank God he's in  bed!" 
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UNTIMELY  ANSWERED PRAYER
During the pastors  prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of
the back pews.

Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after
church, asked, 

"Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?"
Tommy answered soberly, "I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!" 
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SAY A  PRAYER 
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's
house.

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When
Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.

 

"Johnny!  Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.

"I don't need to," the boy  replied.

 

"Of course,  you do." his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before
eating at our house."

 

"That's at our house." Johnny explained.  "But this is Grandma's house and
she knows how to cook!"