A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, 'Dad, cancel my allowance
immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my
jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.  Then, sell my car, take
my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown
me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will
and leave my share to any charity you choose.' "


  "Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"


  "Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said, 'Dad, meet my
new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's election