**People who struggle with their income tax can be divided into two

categories:  Men and women.


**Worried about an IRS audit?  Avoid what's called a RED FLAG.  That's

something the IRS always looks for.  For example, say you have some money

left in your bank account after paying taxes.  THAT is a red flag.


**I just taught my grandkids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.


**I know it's depressing when you look at your pay slip and you see how much

tax you are paying, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges,

hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free.


Unfortunately that nation is Afghanistan.


**The new word for today (April 16th) is - INTAXICATION: "Euphoria at

getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was really your money

to start with."