Volunteers--God Bless Them! (Author unknown)

Many will be shocked to find, When the day of judgement nears,

That there's a special place in heaven Set aside for volunteers.




Furnished with big recliners. Satin couches and foot stools;

Where there's no committee chairmen, No group leaders or car pools.




 

No eager team that needs a coach,  No bazaar and no bake sale.

There will be nothing to staple, Not one thing to fold or mail.




 

Telephone lists will be outlawed, but a fingersnap will bring

Cool drinks and gourmet dinners and treats fit for a king.




 

You ask: "Who'll serve these privileged few and work for all they're worth?"

"Why, all those who reap the benefits and not once volunteer on earth!"