In Honor of Labor Day - A Better Work Week

As heard on the Good Stuff with Jim Thompson

The supervisor for the Union Of Road Construction Workers called the meeting to order."Men -- we've agreed on a new deal with the state. We'll no longer have to work FOUR days a week!""HOORAY!!!" the crowd cheered."We'll quit work at 4PM and not 5PM!""HOORAY!!!" the crowd roared."We don't have to be in until 11AM instead of 10AM!""HOORAY!!!" the crowd thundered."And now, even though 99% of the roads in the country are blocked by orange barrels, we'll only have to work on Wednesdays!!"Silence.A voice from the back of the room asks, "You mean, EVERY Wednesday?"