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Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the universe, and all contained therein.

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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Batteries not included.

Contents may settle during shipment.

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May be too intense for some viewers.

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Do not disturb.

If condition persists, consult your physician.

No user-serviceable parts inside.

Freshest if eaten before date on carton.

Subject to change without notice.

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One size fits all.

Many suitcases look alike please check tickets.

Colors may, in time, fade.

We have sent the forms which seem right for you.

Slippery when wet.

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Drop in any mailbox.

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