$11)      If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

$12)    Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

$13)      The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

$14)     Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

$15)      If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

$16)      If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

$17)      Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

$18)     Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit!

$19)      Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

$110)                       Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and dairy intake.